Incomplete

I am incomplete. I am a lost little person in a non-connected world. Wondering WTF I’m talking about?
I lost my friggin’ cell phone.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I don’t know anything except its my fault and I deserve this. The Karma Gods’ are attacking me but I’ve been good lately…Or so I thought. You can never betray those karma gods.. they are always watching..

I’m actually really sad about it. That phone made me feel like a superstar. I guess this is a good kick in the ass reminding me of the very simple and boring life I lead. Oh, le sighe, how I wish I was Katy Perry, kissing girls. Just kidding.

but damn, I wish I never lost my friggin’ cell phone.