Run to your local superstore. Grab a box of Apple Cinnamon muffin mix. Follow directions, be prepared for it to ask for milk, eggs, or oil. Perhaps a combination, I’m not sure. Read over the box before you purchase. Follow directions. Stuff in the oven while watching Kung Fu Panda. Set timer. Take out. Cool off and enjoy for breakfast tommorow morning. Get on with your life instead of bragging about making muffins from scratch and risking the possibility of being a pretensious Martha Stewart.